A+ human being doing A+ human things.

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wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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pleatedjeans:

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earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

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caseyanthonyofficial:

"I don’t really like your tattoo"

Oh damn because I got it specifically with you in mind shucks

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demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

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majortvjunkie:

why he lick me

majortvjunkie:

why he lick me

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heathers-rivera:

puppy is understandably confused about everything in life

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jedavu:

In London, Clever And Witty Street Messages That Tease The Public by UK-based artist Mobstr 

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